So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
Suzanne continues to be an amazing modern day philosopher
Could always adopt. -I don’t want someone else’s kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.